Rule 34

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.

"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)

by heyitscarly28 July 8, 2015

Sock Rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by Man of Coochie March 3, 2022

Rule 140

Rule 140: Nobody reads Twitter feeds.

Hipster: Hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a Twitter feed!
Other people: Rule 140! Nobody cares!

by BAReF00t January 22, 2010

Roussel rules

Used to describe a situation where the usual rules of attraction no longer apply. Standards are lowered in order to accomadate the less appealing.
Particularly in the workplace, where a 38 year old divorced mother of two on the end of the production line stacking boxes can appear pretty tidy.

H.D:"that bird you pulled last night was a bit shabby rtj."

rtj:"yeah, I was playing by Roussel rules."

by Herman Dogg December 22, 2003

Rule 592

When citing an internet rule to someone unfamiliar with the internet, a correct number is unnecessary.

Male 1: So I was watching this anime-

Male 2: Dude, Rule 34.

Male 1: Huh? Wasn't that the one with the porn?

Male 2: Pff, Rule 592.

by Schlockthropus July 10, 2011

rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

by dr o z January 11, 2005

nazi rule

The nazi rule is simple. In any debate, argument, or other two or more sided discussion, the party(and all others with an associated opinion) that first brings of Nazis is instantly the loser of said discussion, argument, whatever. This is a simple principle that applies to all people in all places.

Party A: I really like German chicks. All tall and blonde and such.

Party B: I'm more fond of shortish brunettes, 'specially the pale ones.

Party C(To B): I agree dude, pale is seksi.

Party B: Plus, German chicks are Nazis. Nazis are fscked up, therefore German chicks are gross.

Party A: Dude, 'nazi rule' you guys both lose.

by Quinn Allen January 17, 2007