Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

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a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

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Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.

Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?

by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012

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fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

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Bus-Fart

The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!

Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"

by Tollywordsmith September 16, 2009

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