A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

box of smashed assholes

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

Fuck me In The Asshole

To stick the cocc in ass

Oh please do not Fuck Me In The Asshole

by TheRealKittYT April 9, 2017

Sock Full Of Assholes

Rancid, very pungent, not only smells like an "afterwork in boots all night sock stench", you get the "i haven't wiped for a week StallStench Pewpy"

Chico's breath smells like Dud's asshole full of socks.... ooopsy, I meant ... sock full of assholes... PEEEW!!

by Lord Knows July 17, 2004

resting asshole face

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool

by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015

Bob Dole's Asshole

When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.

"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"

by AnnaCallahan June 11, 2008

you fuckin asshole

something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice.

driver 1.screeeeeeech. oh shit!
driver 2. You Fuckin asshole!

by brandonseidenberg January 23, 2007