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Closet Bitch

A person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a bitch. This person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. However, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.
Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."

Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010
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UD the bitch

Just when you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) they just don't share them and send (wasn't published) to you , then you could call them the bitch as funny not insult.
Hey dude, I published some words last night but it wasn't published
oh man, me too , UD the bitch published some fuckin nonsense definitions but not good and also it must be cleared there so many harmful , slurs homophobic bad words haha.
by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015
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sideline bitch

A female who is in a realionship with a fella that has one more main bitches..... however the sideline gets to ream all the benefits of a realionship..such as.. dates..public appearances..gifts...bills paid..spontaneous sex..without having to answer amy questions or go thru drama.
Sideline bitch..gets to have all the fun..
by UAS November 12, 2013
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bitch track

used by many black lgbtq subcultures, a bitch track, not to be confused with a diss track, is a term that originated in the 90's ballroom scene that represented a song that a queen could vogue to. s

a popular bitch track is moi renee's "miss honey".
i need a good bitch track to get the girls GOING.
by afronativesonic June 2, 2021
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Moist Bitch

That dude is acting like a moist bitch.
by Philatron73 October 3, 2018
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Boardgame bitch

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.
Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*
by Fucocks July 21, 2015
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Sad bitch

Someone who’s getting played by either someone or life
by _Ash_Slinging_Slasher_ February 9, 2020
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