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Your mom

It's an insult boys use to each other
Oh I fucked your sister and your mom
Your mom gay
by °XOXO gossip Girl° March 7, 2020
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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your Mom

SHE WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Games_Dot.org May 8, 2023
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your mom

if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.
Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf
by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022
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