by theonlyheartless January 12, 2012
Get the muffin base mug.<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.> mug.First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual bases mug.When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.
by paintyum February 23, 2024
Get the Fake Based mug.Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
Get the 86th base mug.I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds
by Hippowolf October 19, 2020
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