pissed to fuck

A state of mind where you're beyond pissed, shaking with so much uncontainable anger, and ready to cause injury to innocent people because you're so mad.

What he did today was so unacceptable! I was pissed to fuck for hours after that.

by sily woman December 2, 2010

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 8, 2004

pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.

Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire

by dictionarian September 24, 2013

llama piss

A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009