Sexual philanthropist

A polite way of say a 'Slut'

She is a bit of a sexual philanthropist...

by *> Wildebeast <* October 30, 2014

Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you

Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(

by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019

Joanna sexual

Joanna is Kirby Smarts dream wife. Joanna sexuals are people who are only attracted to Joanna.

I lightfoot am Joanna sexual.

by Lightfoot_weewee July 29, 2022

Sexual Retard

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.

They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.

by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020

sexual immigrant

A gay person, originally living in an intolerant society (small city , Muslim country), who immigrated to a bigger city and/or a different country due to said city's / country's intolerance to sexual deviation.

Meet A. He's a sexual immigrant from Iran.

by Giorgio Harmani May 4, 2012

Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014

Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.

My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.

by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018