Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

Piss Tart

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from the act of urinating, watching urination or being urinated upon during sex.

Also a man who engages in such behavior.

"Thank God I drank all that beer. Because, when I got home, I found out she was a total piss tart."

by luckylisp January 2, 2009

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 8, 2004

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010

my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009

pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.

Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire

by dictionarian September 24, 2013

Piss boy

A guy that gets pissed off easily and sounds like a whiny bitch

Piss boy-“Hey did you touch my anime pillow, and move it 5 cm I told you not to do that now my balls hurt and...”

Person- “shut the fuck up piss boy”

by Binkymaster January 3, 2021