Nathan
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Person 1: Dang I can't believe that dude kidnapped a child
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
by amongusman December 21, 2021
Get the nathanmug. by audacitycity January 29, 2023
Get the nathanmug. Anyone with this name always has to friend groups. One who gets no bitches and another one who are all apart of the LGBTQ. He gets nice stuff and people think he’s gay.
by Logan eat or February 6, 2022
Get the Nathan McCaffreymug. Nathan is someone who cared when it felt like no one else did, someone you regret losing. Someone who would write apology letters when he felt bad with SpongeBob and Patrick on it. Nathan was a good kid, Nathan is someone you’re deeply proud of for graduating. Someone who you saw at graduation and smiled because you were so proud. Someone you’ll continue to cheer on from the sidelines even if it’s on the sidelines, it doesn’t matter, because it’s Nathan :) Nathan is someone who is hard to forget. Nathan is iconic and beautiful even in the ways he never thought he was. Nathan is funny and the reason you’re still alive even if he doesn’t acknowledge it.
by Bestfriendforeversong December 9, 2022
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan is a great guy who doesn't appreciate being called "gorgina" or "vewy handsome" in front of your friends but you can't quite figure out how he feels about it other wise? He's very respectful and curious, always ready to learn and especially committed to helping you fix your sleep schedule. Don't forget to remind the Nathan(s) in your life how loved, needed, and appreciated they are. Love you Nathan <3
"Oh Nathan? Yeah, I know him, he's like my best friend and genuinely the coolest, nicest guy you'll ever meet"
by qwonkbonk December 8, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. by Shaggywingnut June 14, 2022
Get the Nathan Burtonmug. Nathan is kind of an asshole he will be a bitch and is never loyal. He is honestly the most disgusting person alive and he is kinda short, so tell the next nathan you know to a grow a few inches (not only his height.)
by beneth March 21, 2022
Get the Nathanmug.