Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.

John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.

by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009

Sniffing Dick

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

by DTallon October 15, 2009

Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009

Ghost Dick

The "Ghost Dick" phenomena occurs after a night of especially vigorous sex. It is the feeling of the penis still being inside the female.
Ghost Dicked - past tense

"I went so hard last night, this morning she had my ghost dick."
"I ghost dicked her"

by the ghost dicker September 15, 2012

Dick-ball

A ball made of tape which then has dicks drawn all over it... usually creative dicks, such as dicks with bowties.

Today I was bored in class so i made a dick-ball.

by period F lunch March 20, 2009

Dingle Dick

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!

I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!

by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011