could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

freeport me

A town ruled completely by a giant boot

"Have you heard of Freeport ME?"
"Oh, you mean home of LLBeans?"

by SlimShades April 12, 2014

noose me

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.

"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."

by Slick Stick January 20, 2017

Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019

Excovisionalize me

To tell someone to give them confidence, to explain they need a modest push.

Tell me something that gives me courage. Friend; like wht, why? Me: something that makes me feel like I can handle this for both of us, tell me something that shows me we can and I’m difficult times I’ll have patience. Friend; like Excovisionalize me , excovisionalize us.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019