Your Mother

The ultimate insult for a 4th grader

The Tiger: You are too ugly

Kid: Your Mother would disagree with your statement that you are making, claiming that I am ugly when in fact I am not.

by LargeHog November 30, 2020

your mom

The name of the blog for the outdoor entertainment website rockfight.co.

Did you see that AI generated article about mountain biking on YOUR MOM the other day?

YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy. (how outdoorsy is she?). YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy...uh...because it's a blog about outdoorsy stuff.

by BJ McHenry January 10, 2024

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Your signature or your salary

A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.

Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2025

pounding your nuggets

Jacking you penis off

Can I see you pounding your nuggets please

by Bhkgujyfog June 23, 2014

Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

bag of trash on your doorstep

Someone is telling you that you are trash!

Why did someone let a bag of trash on your doorstep? Because you're trash!
Someone is telling you that you are trash!

by tdoodlethenoodle January 21, 2023