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You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
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fug you

To hug someone with the intention of having sexual inter course.
I want to fug you! / can I fug you?
by The Fugadores June 23, 2020
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go chal room now you groundead

drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.
neee naw neeeeeeeee naaaaaawwwwww neeeeeeeee naaaaaaawwwww neeee nawawawawaw
GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD
by crunchy jemimah June 7, 2023
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i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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