can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

Shit cast

Shit that's dries on your pens after having anal dex.

First time I had anal sex. I got a shit cast.

by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022

shit

Shit!

That moment when you realize you had homework

Teacher: "Now, handle me your homework"
You:"Oh SHIT"

by xxD27 December 10, 2021

Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap

Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer

by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023

Shit

Food you poop out through your butt in the bathroom.

"HONEY I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT PLEASE COOK THE DINNER BEFORE IT BURNS!"

by MickellFoxzDaBest November 6, 2017

Shit Bin

Another word for the hole that is primarily used for dispensing shit, but also better known for the insertion of long and sometimes girthy cock's.

"Dude this chick loves my cock, im pretty sure im going to ruin her shit bin tonight"

by R3ggie January 14, 2019

Shit on

You shit on them you killed them they are bad at game

Shit on is a word that is an insult that you probably shouldn’t say but you need to know about it’s calling someone bad at the game

by alfiethedog02 December 23, 2020