Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

keep it in Your Sneaker

If You have Weed Or Money , Keep it in your sneaker so No one finds Out....

Uncle Says " Hey Kid , Keep it in Your sneaker "

by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022

Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.

Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense

by Iem apedo November 23, 2023

December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day

Just give her a million dollars🥰

Hey it’s December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day! Here’s a million dollars baby!

by Bestgfever December 28, 2023

baskin your robin

The act of inserting a waffle cone into the urethra, or the act of dripping ice cream into your urethra through a waffle cone.

Jared: Hey Deliliah, you want to try something different tonight?

Delilah: If you're okay with it, we could try baskin your robin. All I have is a waffle cone.

Jared: GO SLOW THIS ITME CUNT: MY DICK GOT FROSTBITE LAST WEEKEND?

Delilah: It's melting quickly, we better start soon, right here, right now.

Jared: OwO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by waifusalvo December 7, 2016