shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Shitness

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

shit tag

a tag made out of fecal matter

"dude that shit tag is dope"

by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010

Shit's tripping

The circumstance where things are going a little too crazy.

'Bruh, did you know Jamie got arrested for pissing on the fountain?'
'Yeah man, shit's tripping.'
"For real"

by Neutral0id July 26, 2022

Shouting and Shit

A term used for describing online chats with friends that escalate to all caps texting about useless topics.

Person 1: Why are you laughing?
Person 2: I was just shouting and shit with my friends on skype.

by Flying Chickens September 29, 2017

Shit disturber

Someone who causes unnecessary stress for their humour

Josh is such a shit disturber

by NURSE MIF August 20, 2022

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021