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fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting
"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.
by balubhog March 28, 2025
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Interstate shit distributer

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020
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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
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Rat shit

A codename for “send 😩 audio
by i_am_hairlesscat June 20, 2022
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Shit Sack

The act of defecating into a large sock then tying it and swinging it around. This is commonly used as a powerful weapon.
by But.why.0_o February 16, 2019
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Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this
I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025
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Shit Low

When in the bid process for services, your bid is the lowest bid out of all the bidders by a wide margin and is most likely missing scope and you most likely have to honor your bid
Our bid for the work was shit low.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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