Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

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<.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.>

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whenever you needham

Da "24/7 availability" status dat Director Hal promised anyone with a road-rebel-themed movie to produce.

Da likes of Burt Reynolds and Dean Martin always knew dat they'd never hafta thumb-twiddlingly wait around for their "Action!" shouter, as his policy was to "always be ready whenever you needham".

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just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

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I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

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