Man Hoe

A guy who likes other girls but dating someone or dated someone before and talking to other girls to make the “ex” jealous

~Talking to other girls while having a girlfriend that’s called Man Hoe

by lowey.offline May 22, 2019

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

La romaine man

La romaine man are the nicest of men with the biggest of pricks and girls always love off those La romaine men especially if there name starts with J and keep in mind all of La romaine men is smart and most of them are hoe less besides those who names start with J

Hide yuh gyal look a la romaine man

by La romaine man November 21, 2023

One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021

samantha the chicken man

A nickname for someone called sam who does karate.

Have you heard that archie calls dan Samantha the chicken man now haha

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016