Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
Get the Man Cactusmug. The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
Get the Manning the Gloryholemug. by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019
Get the cookie man popmug. When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.
by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025
Get the Spider-manmug. when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016
Get the Lettuce Manmug. Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!
by Kcboommm May 13, 2024
Get the 1 man bandmug. by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021
Get the Man Childmug.