Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.

James hates manning the gloryhole on Thursday mornings.

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Man whore

A girl named Kylie

Kylie is such a man whore

by Scream123!!! May 11, 2024

Little Man

A Short Black Kid

Your a little man aren’t ya

by Kevin Taylor November 10, 2020

dervish man

a dervish man is a male dhulbahante

he a dervish man..

by readyforthemoon55 August 15, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017