Man Child

Caden

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child

by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021

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Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022

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man whore

basically explains itself; a man who dates a lot of women

person: omg he is such a man whore!! 5 girls in a month?!

me: ikr!

by carlykalway June 6, 2020

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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

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A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.

This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.

by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025

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