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Pity wank

When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'

'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'

'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
by OwlToesX February 25, 2010
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Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you
by guy May 4, 2004
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Wank Bank

When a boy ditches all of his friends all of the time to hang around with some girl to get memories for his wank bank.
"Awww look Jonny's wank bankin again"

"Ano never leaves her alone"
by HairyHole69 November 20, 2009
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Wank-pheasant

A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.
shut-up, you stupid wank-pheasant!
by shadowmaster878 July 19, 2017
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wank spoon

An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.
"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.
by fagatron2.0 December 14, 2004
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Wank Tank

A sexual position in which the woman does a handstand. The man then sticks his magical balls into her vagina (Literally sticks em in) and she jerks him off (or if she's lazy, he can jerk himself off). This is repeated until the man cums and then he sits down hard, thus slamming the bitch's head against the floor.
Sally: Oh my god, Cindy, what happened to your head?
Cindy: Bob wank tanked me last night.
Sally: Oh shit, pwned nigga!
by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008
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danger wank

1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.

2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.

3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two
by Kylz August 4, 2004
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