Autism potatoes

3 slutty potatoes, on the spectrum #elitemembersonly

Oooo look at that girl, must be one of the autism potatoes #sheselite

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

stuffed potato

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.

"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."

by Little Cougar October 16, 2008

Swedish Potato

A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.

We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato

by Godblessyoufellows June 16, 2018

idaho potato

O.J. Simpson's wife.

Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato she call my at my O.J. "come now"

by Dick Big Jaquan September 25, 2017

Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

Rotten potato

A person who is bald and resembles a potato, who is also being negative

Jeff is being so rude, what a rotten potato

by Itneverstops January 1, 2017