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Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
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Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism
by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
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brandon carmen

someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only
trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date

brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017
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Brandon Rosales

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.
by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
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Brandon L. C.

A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.
Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.
by DingleDick Shocker January 9, 2014
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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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brandon pearce

The best fucking thing to live on this planet. Hold him close you won’t find something better
Shit you know a Brandon Pearce? . You lucky son of a Bitch
by Brand new things November 23, 2021
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