white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

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Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab

Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas

by Maximum Effort January 21, 2018

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Debbie Christmas

Someone who enjoys punching baby ducks right in their stupid fu&%ING beaks!

She flipped out on the people, she pulled a Debbie Christmas!

by Abused Baby Ducks June 28, 2022

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Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.

Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!

by Peter_peter October 28, 2024

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Proper Christmas

A drink I just invented. Equal parts eggnog and root beer with a shot of fireball.

I'll have a Proper Christmas

by VariationStranger October 4, 2025

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National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019

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