Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

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Poop Potatos

First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potato’s
Then fertilise your potato’s with the poo
Delicious!

Evan loves his Poop Potatos

by Bob the bib from Pennsylvania March 13, 2019

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Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017

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potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

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Swedish Potato

A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.

We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato

by Godblessyoufellows June 16, 2018

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