potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017

Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

idaho potato

O.J. Simpson's wife.

Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato she call my at my O.J. "come now"

by Dick Big Jaquan September 25, 2017

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Autism potatoes

3 slutty potatoes, on the spectrum #elitemembersonly

Oooo look at that girl, must be one of the autism potatoes #sheselite

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

stuffed potato

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.

"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."

by Little Cougar October 16, 2008

Rotten potato

A person who is bald and resembles a potato, who is also being negative

Jeff is being so rude, what a rotten potato

by Itneverstops January 1, 2017