An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
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And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
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