When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.
by tehrawrz1 March 30, 2011
Get the Flamin' hot assholemug. by jiminton December 26, 2005
Get the licking the dog's assholemug. When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017
Get the Self-proclaimed assholemug. When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018
Get the saggy asshole spreadingmug. Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).
by Ew It’s Me January 20, 2019
Get the low key assholemug. Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*
*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*
*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014
Get the My Ass is an Assholemug. asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room
by TooSick4U October 6, 2008
Get the asshole reflux diseasemug.