meat slot

Another name for a woman's vagina

He i,served his pens in her meat slot

by W33dwoman June 13, 2016

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

by Larry Larry Larry July 4, 2018

Meat liquid

A man's ejaculation.

I injected her with my meat liquid.

by Mack Johnson December 27, 2020

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 28, 2011

meat her

Wanting to fuck or put your dick inside a girl. Have sex with someone.

“Do you think Tasha’s hot? “
“Yeah i want to meat her”

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018