when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
Get the Russian Lap Dance mug.The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
Get the Russian Magic Trick mug.The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the Russian Meatloaf Surprise mug.A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016
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