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Matthew

Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.
Really tho Matthew you gotta stop with the gardening it’s getting a bit much.
by KenKay02 August 11, 2021
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Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course
by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018
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Matthew Zamora

Matthew Zamora is know to be a little whiner, but is fun at times. He constantly is known to complain and is known to run to Gino Santos. Gino Santos is known to be his Dad. He then always argues with Nicky. Everyone knows or has a Nicky in their group, but Matthew is known to run to him the most. Matthew Zamora is known to also go by Matt. He always yells as he whines and yells his favorite word "Its the Principle!"
Hey do you know Matthew Zamora? If you don't you are forgetting about that its the Principle!
by Boss Man Olivares November 23, 2021
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Matthew Anglin

Biggest drug addict.He is gay and jerks off to milf porn.A real faggot.
by Matthew anglin June 14, 2018
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Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
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Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar
"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"
by cptduck31 August 22, 2016
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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.
"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"
by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023
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