Eg. Karen, please can you look after my dog?
Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.
Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.
by Captainfandango August 25, 2022
Get the Karen mug.White lady with short hair, preferably blonde, republican. Asks for a manager, has two children, usually two boys, and is divorced. Hates skaters, bikers, and disabled people
That woman is such a Karen
by www.twinks.edu November 2, 2020
Get the Karen mug.The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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An annoying blond chick that will always ruin your day I know from experience there always being stupid to I’ve seen some run into poles so if you ever see one come up to you, just say duck off Karen.
Jeff: *Accidentally sprayed water on Karen*
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
by yeet92847 July 5, 2021
Get the Karen mug.A karen is a blonde,middle aged,annoying,bad mother,and a bitch.
She is one of the facebook mom's and a woman who reports EVERYTHING
Here is types of that we have:
Racist karen's
Homophobic karen's
Christian karen's
And snitch karen's
Here is also what a karen may look like
Short hair
Mom clothes
And they usually say "CaN i SpEaK tO ThE MaNaGEr?.
She is one of the facebook mom's and a woman who reports EVERYTHING
Here is types of that we have:
Racist karen's
Homophobic karen's
Christian karen's
And snitch karen's
Here is also what a karen may look like
Short hair
Mom clothes
And they usually say "CaN i SpEaK tO ThE MaNaGEr?.
For Example
A worker tell her/him/they that they the store will close
Karen:*Has a fit*
Karen:I want to speak to your manager
Now the worker knows she is a karen
A worker tell her/him/they that they the store will close
Karen:*Has a fit*
Karen:I want to speak to your manager
Now the worker knows she is a karen
by idk lmaooooo August 4, 2022
Get the Karen mug.Someone who thinks they are better than the person they are talking too. They will act like they know everything and tend to be total assholes to everyone. This is an earned title given to people who act outrageous to get something they want their way. If this offends you then you should probably start tipping better and shut your damn mouth.
No Karen, you can’t get someone fired because your the asshole and they didn’t give you a free venti skinny Frappuccino with no sugar.
by Karen’s nightmare The Manager April 28, 2020
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