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Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.
Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal
by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016
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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
by J Slasher December 7, 2020
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sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018
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Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.
This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.
by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021
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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010
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