Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.
Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
by Dodd0 May 24, 2023
Get the Blind Sausage Whiffmug. To have a poo.
When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage
by The_Morganator August 10, 2009
Get the Pop out a sausagemug. Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
by really nice chair man November 5, 2011
Get the Babinski's Polish Sausagemug. When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
by Kinko's October 1, 2010
Get the Sausage Egg Rollmug. When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
Get the Sanding My Sausagemug. by Holy mouley August 17, 2016
Get the hot sausage rollmug. by DireDoge June 7, 2014
Get the locker room sausagemug.