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Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
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Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
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Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.
by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019
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russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
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Russian birth control

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.
by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018
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