when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
Get the Russian Lap Dancemug. The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
Get the Russian Magic Trickmug. The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the Russian Meatloaf Surprisemug. The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014
Get the Russian Lightning Boltmug. When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019
Get the Russian-Death Mowermug. by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
Get the russian rocking chairmug. by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018
Get the Russian birth controlmug.