Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

wack dick

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017

Sniffing Dick

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

by DTallon October 15, 2009

Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.

John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.

by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009

Dicks On Table

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.

He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won

by qaswe April 29, 2009

Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009