bum scent

eau de derrier....anal cologne, the trickle of fine sweat down the posterior, n'est pas?

my calvin's are ruined :-( how am i to get this bum scent off (yes i am anticipating lots of thumbs down for this ok so you needn't feel guilty ok)

by ronsonista October 13, 2009

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

Gravy Bum

What you should call your work colleagues if they ever have a sick day.

example 1: nice to see that your in today "gravy bum".

example 2: andys not going to be in today hes off sick.
"i bet he has gravy bum"

by yesson20 December 18, 2011

bum belly

when your belly sticks farther out then your ass.

Boy1: DAMN...that girl got a bum belly.
Boy2:I know breeh...she look pregnant.

by lkjdfla;kldf May 5, 2009

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn January 6, 2008

bum raisan

A little poo that looks like a raisan which is wrinkly,small and looks like rat crap.

One day i got up from the toilet and looked down to be astonished at the sight of my bum raisan.

by Johnny Bum-Raisan July 4, 2009