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bengal balls

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.
Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.
by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021
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pissy balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!
by black nigger balls November 29, 2021
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Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
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Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.
My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.
by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022
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Ball Waves

Ball waves appear when your beating off and your nutsack tightens up, producing a rippling effect on the exterior surface. The appearance is that of ripples and waves as found in the ocean, only they're on your gonads instead.
Dude, this chick had me wound so tight, I gotz da ball waves.
by Goatblasterman September 12, 2009
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Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016
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ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.
by ballsquad July 31, 2015
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