Hot Pie

Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole

Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie

by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

Pot-pie

A pie made from marijuana.

I'm bummed, I think I'll have a pot-pie.

by Fluff the Magic Chicken December 24, 2003

pie slinger

another term used for a pizza delivery guy.

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Fred Roberts lately?

Guy #2: Yeah, he's a pie slinger for pizza hut.

by Sebastian Bonaparte May 12, 2008

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my wank.

by GOD 042078 November 8, 2008

Pear Pie

When a guy ejaculates on someone's face and someone with a STD rubs their green discharge on the same person's face

Winnie: Hey, Honey you want a Pear Pie.
Crack Ho: Fo Sho but first will you gimme some o dat crack.
Winnie: Fo sho honey lemme just call one of my buddies.

by wryuoadgjl76588 February 22, 2011

nudist pie

a spa with alot of naked people in in, basically staying in there way to long, that they start shrivelling as if they were cooking.

"yo have you been to Tom's lately" "yerh joined him and his mates in a nudist pie"

by leandramcllapants September 28, 2009

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015