Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

That’s from me

Owning ones statement after a passionate rant about a subject they know a lot about from experience.

Bro, I am liftin all this weight but can’t seem to gain any lbs.

What you need to do is stop complaining and start eatin more. You know what you need to gain mass. You need to focus and hit you daily macro goals. “That’s from me”

by King salmon October 17, 2018

max me

Pissing me off

She said we needed to talk, i knew you was bouta max me

by T shizzle March 4, 2022

Boost Me

To tell someone they don’t look good; belittle someone

My hair isn’t done so don’t Boost Me.

by Princess106 January 10, 2020

track me

Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling

Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*

by tesiacrazii16 July 29, 2014

be honest with me

you're already fucked

boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss

by Quin<3 November 21, 2021

Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019