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Waxahachie Welcome

Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom
Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday
by FuckOwens June 19, 2020
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Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009
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Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016
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welcome to burnsville

A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.
by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008
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welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.
" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"
by Lobonb March 11, 2008
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you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
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Welcome Matt

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."
by KittenQT September 30, 2014
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