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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Big mac drive-by

It is when you see your fat friend about to eat his big mac and in order to save him from assured and certain death from obesity, you decide to drive-by and slap it right out of his hands down to the ground as if you're performing the most vicous dunk in your life.
Did you see Tyrone just Big mac drive-by Jason?
by Pinehawkjar June 19, 2017
mugGet the Big mac drive-bymug.

greasy big mac

A nicer term for a disgusting person, a greasy Big Mac has a certain Odor about them.
Yuck that girl is a greasy Big Mac
Ew she washes her hair in canola oil
Did she bathe in the deep fryer?
by Ohyeahnagood January 16, 2018
mugGet the greasy big macmug.

big mac

this is what genocide jack called makoto during the 2nd class trial in dr1
genocide jack: it wasn't me , big mac
makoto: are you calling me "big mac"???
by monokumas.rightside March 3, 2021
mugGet the big macmug.

Big Mac

American: bro guess how many Big Macs I can fit in my mouth
Really funny Canadian: all of them lmao
by Mr_Snas November 29, 2020
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big mac

Someone that is way more good looking on a picture than in reality
"So how was your date ?"
"He was a big mac... nothing like the pics he sent me."
by Flow022 June 30, 2017
mugGet the big macmug.

big mac

a gay ranga says this " big mac "
by ShnizzleKapizzle March 25, 2022
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