Swimmers Ear 

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

Swimmers Ear by OHMF January 8, 2012

Swimmers Cap 

When a guy pulls his nuts out as far as they can go and places them on a females head, thus looking like a swimmers cap.

The Swimmers Cap

Swimmers Cap by Dastardly August 26, 2008

Drying my swimmers 

The act of wiping up your semen after ejaculating

Be right back bro I’m drying my swimmers

Drying my swimmers by Marleysj May 23, 2018

shimmer me sexay 

when a sexy chik like jamie wants to be shimmered.

jamie: matt!! shimmer me sexay!!

haha this ones for you jamie

shimmer me sexay by mateusz June 24, 2005

Sticky Swimmers Ear 

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

Sticky Swimmers Ear by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

Simmer down Sampson 

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

Simmer down Sampson by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

shimmer and shine 

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing

if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn

Emily: shimmer and shine is such a good kids show!

sara: ikr! its so cute

shimmer and shine by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023