Clunge Lunge

To reach forwards towards a Clunge, and cup your hand over it. Pref. with (or possibly without) the recipients permission or prior warning.

"She'd just got out the shower, and I couldn't help but do a little Clunge Lunge in front of her"

by Justsomeloserwithtoomuchtime April 2, 2010

Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

Sugar Lung

Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.

1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!

by Candy Stripers March 15, 2014

lung nub

a person with only one lung

Casey was born with two lungs but only one developed so she is a lung nub.

by aqmbcf March 14, 2011

Lung Tat

A tattoo you get on your lung,so your dad doesn't kill you.

Shake: "Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got."

Frat 1: "I had to get it done on the inside or my dad would totally kill me, I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat."

by j00 3at3r December 3, 2006

lung punch

When you stick your dik so far down someone's throat that it touches their lung .

i lung punched that slag so hard she'll be coughing blood for a month !

by Warrance October 21, 2017