watermelon jug

a large black penis

Wow look at tyrone's watermelon jug

by watermelonjug November 20, 2013

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Jommy Watermelon

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.

Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.

by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

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When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020

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greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

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That's so watermelon

A sentence used by the Kardasim in SimgmProduction
Means something is cool
It's only funny when you use it with friends, using it on stranger won't make u feel so eDgY and DifFereNT

Girl 1: Hey look at this new movie in the cinema, the casts look so awesome
Girl 2: Really? That's so watermelon
Girl 1:*turn into a half wolf half princess half fox half fairy and flies to the cinema*

by Monty'scokholder January 15, 2022

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