Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

Mister montana

Chiraq rapper lil mister

Mister montana got that 40

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

Mister V

The funniest french youtuber who love rap and talk about his PIZZA DE LA MAMA everytime.
He created the group "Les Jones" and the music "Espana" (ft Aminematue)

Oh mais c'est Mister V , le mec qui a fait "est-ce que c'est bon pour vous"
Oh is that Mister V ? He love rap

by Taaniyu April 26, 2023

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011