Hobo Ball

A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.

Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."

by Chiefdom April 20, 2009

hobo beard

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.

Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!

by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005

Hobo Slobo

A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".

Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"

by Dirty Jack November 27, 2005

Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

Hobo Bait

When a hobo finds you attractive.

While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".

by Iron01 May 5, 2009

Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

hobo operation

Any entity that provides sub par or inconsistent services.

This pizza place is out of cheese? This is a total hobo operation!

by Greg (originally Andre) May 31, 2007